Charlie the Clown

Who's that?  Is it Lady Leticia (remember her?) with a new hat?

No.  Everybody, meet Charlie the Clown. Charlie is eccentric, he's carrying an umbrella on such a sunny day. I think he's British.

Charlie seems to be waiting for someone or something.  Hey, Charlie!  Either use your umbrella to shield yourself from the sun or wait somewhere else less sunny.  You don't have your clown make-up on and without proper sun protection, you can get pigmentation, freckles and worse still, skin cancer.

What the..!?!  Oi, don't be so sensitive lah.  I just care about you.  Ok, so it's my fault that the umbrella I made you can't open. 

But be a good boy, ok? Find a shadier place to wait.  Atta boy! 

See?  Isn't this better?

Woah!  Why do you have to go and slouch in that corner?  How do you expect anyone to see you?  Go find some place more prominent.

Erm, ok, ok, you win. I know you have been waiting a loooong time and you're tired.

Ok, I'm here to collect you.  Sheesh!  You can be such a clown, Charlie.

In you go, Charlie. I'll bring you for an adventure.  (cue sinister music, flash to scene in Pinnochio where the puppet was lured into travelling with a circus).

Doll courtesy of SC who knitted him in one week.  These girls are knitting machines, I tell you.