Peter on a date (with Samsoon)

Remember the ballerinas?  They are very civilised and have formed a queue to go on a date with Peter the Pirate.  First up is my shifu's ballerina.  She is un-named because she is yet to be given away.  But for this blog, I will call her Samsoon.  Why?  Because of all the ballerinas, she is the oldest and is rather on the stout side.  Like Samsoon (Jing Sun Soon), she's left on the shelf and is feeling rather desperate.  Although not very pretty, she's got a heart of gold.

Therefore, all the ballerinas, out of respect for her, allowed her to be the 1st to go on a date with Peter.  Samsoon is really nervous because she has never been on a date before.  What should she say?  What should she do?

The atmosphere was awkard as Samsoon could not peel her eyes off Peter's ruggedly handsome face.  Peter couldn't help noticing that the small boat he had hired for the occasion seems to be quite a tight fit for Samsoon's generously-endowed body.

 

He leaned over to help adjust her seat.  His proximity was too much for Samsoon.  Her heart was racing, her mouth dry and palms sweaty.  She was glad she was wearing her tutu and he couldn't see the sweat stains from her armpits.  She dared not look at him in case he saw the adoration in her eyes.

"Samsoon", he called in his smooth and soothing voice.  Tentatively, she stole a peek at him.  Hmm,  Peter thought, in close-up, she has a certain beauty about her.  That which only an older woman who has never been loved, who doesn't think she can ever be loved, who doesn't think she can compare with the nubile young ballerinas prancing around, can exude.  An aura of vulnerability surrounded Samsoon.  Peter's heart reached out to her, as he yearned to give her what she missed out on.  

Church bells ring, fireworks burst forth in the day sky.  Samsoon's heart stopped beating and she forgot to breathe.  No!!!!!!!!!!!  I hear some of you screaming.  It's too late, Samsoon has given her heart and her virgin kiss to Peter. 

 

Oy!  Samsoon, you are supposed to close your eyes when being kissed.  Well, at least that's how it goes in the movies.  Not that I would know better.  Ahem.

 

Well, I think the date went pretty well.  Look at Samsoon, she has a glow about her.  She seems to have found new confidence.  Well, that's the kind of guy Peter is - he'll make you feel like a million bucks (or a million pieces, depending on which end of the relationship you're in with him).  I think they look pretty compatible - with their matching hair, age difference notwithstanding.

Over the next few days, Peter will spend time with each of the other ballerinas to get to know them better.  At the end of it all, you my loyal readers (who have to put up with all these nonsense), will help me decide which ballerina makes the best couple with Peter the Pirate.  Remember to check back often.